Freedom Restaurant-Great Food, Great Fun, Equally Offensive

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PC Police not welcome. This restaurant will serve as a sanctuary for the politically incorrect and also serve great food.

1.  Sandwiches which make fun of us all including the “Jew Sandwich” which is cheapest sandwich, “Colored Sandwich” of course served with Watermelon, “WASP Sandwich” your classic Bologna and cheese on white bread, “Homo Sandwich” served on pink bread with extra fruit etc, etc,  Trust me there will be a name that insults you in some way even if we have to make combination sandwiches.

2. Video Clips will be shown of acts that got commentators, comedians, or actors in trouble.

3. Comedians will go around tables insulting guests until they ring the” Surrender Bell”

4. Waiters and waitresses will wear offensive clothes.

5. Banned or offensive products of the past will be on display and for sale including books and movies.

6. On special nights comedians from different ethnicities, religions, regions etc will attack each other on stage (words only)

7. Security will be on the premises to boot those who might use sticks and stones instead of words, and/or are  disruptive to others guests enjoying their meal.

So if you want to protect freedom and enjoy some good laughs this might be the place for you.

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